"Ooh, what do I love? I love — Oh, I love tortillas. I love tamales. I love beans and rice. I love mole. I love all the mole sauces, I love beef and lamb and quesadillas. I mean, you name it. The question is, what don’t I like?"

You heard it here first*: Michelle Obama loves Mexican food.

* That is, unless you read the Washington Post.