Hovercraft! for sale on craigslist. The ad reads:
“hoversaucer” hovercraft is just the thing to have a blast on the lake, go duck hunting in the marsh this fall or just plain piss your wife off. it has a Hirth 2 cylinder engine puts out about 30 hp. quieter than a rotax. it runs good! I replaced lots of fingers on the skirt but it could use some more done. pretty easy to do if you can sew. comes with trailer. will trade for beef cattle, a herd of goats, tractor, bailer , hit and miss engines or ? Call Aaron
Piss off the wife! It runs good! Will trade for … “?”
Man … really wish I had a herd of goats right now.