processes:

7088:

simultaneously entertained and pissed

oh my god.

AND THIS MUSIC.

“Keep a door to irony open at all times / when challenged, back out through it”

"When you read something you think is bullshit, you’re gonna respond passionately. Was I appropriate? No. Am I proud? Not even a little. It’s embarrassing. But the internet got the best of me."

A journalist finds his trolls. “Tracking down my online haters” (via Joe)

388 by Andrey Yazev, via Rhizome.

Ferrets key to bridging the digital divide between cities and rural areas

“For hundreds of years, ferrets have helped humans in various jobs. Our decision to use them is due to their strong nesting instinct, their long, lean build and inquisitive nature, and for their ability to get down holes. We initially kept the trial low-key as we wanted to assess how well the ferrets fitted into our operations before revealing this enterprising scheme.”

Scorecard:

• Bridging the digital divide: + 10 points
• Creative combo of nature + science : + 15 points
• Ridiculous staged photo of animal as construction worker: + 20 points
• Ferrets*: + 25 points

* Full disclosure: I was a ferret owner earlier in my life. But that’s another story…

Internet Switch (Flight from LGA → MSP)

Man, it’s about time somebody did this … Internet, what took you so long?

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

Flavors.me

Oh wow. Oh wow oh wow oh wow. (via kavalierandclay)

GeoCities Closes Tomorrow: Goodbye, Old Friend

A moment of silence, please.